In 2004 this nice young lady set a new
world record for having S3x with the
most men in one day at an event called
the Annual World Gangb@ng
Championship in Poland.
Her competition were two other
women, one of which held the world
record before – having slept with 759
men in a day.
Lisa Sparks slept with 919 men within
12 hours. Take a minute and think
about it in the most holistic way
possible. That’s 919 penises…
According to the S3xual mathematics,
she spent an average of 45 seconds with
each man, which, I hear, is 13.5
seconds more than is even required.
She put her mind into it, people.
And what’s even more, she won the
competition by just 21 men.
What a time to be alive.
posted by: TAGED
