1 . Peck. A teasing quick lip- on- lip contact
sends a primary message, which is “I want
to kiss you and — hopefully, sometime soon
— make out , but it ’s early and we ’re not
there yet , so this peck on the lips is a
suggestion that there is to be much more
smooching in our future. ”
2 . A long peck . This lasting closed -mouth
kiss is chaste and restrained . It cherishes
the grown - up relationships as if saying :
“ We are so about to make out big- time .”
3 . Woodpecker. Rapid -fire kisses. It
resembles a game with the following
implication : “ I really like you, a lot, but I
don’ t want to get myself all randy right
now. ” It ’s cute and lovely, usually exercised
in public where nobody wants to see you
swallow each other’ s faces.
4 . French kiss. Also called the king of
kisses . And this is for a reason ! A bit of
theory : it involves open mouths and tongue
interaction. French kiss is too complex to
be described generally, thus it requires
further subdivision .
a ) Standard. But not boring, as some might
have thought . Moving your open lips
against each other with some tongue
interplay can be very sweet and hot . Such
kiss transmits the passionate message: “I
would like to sleep with you. ”
b ) Tongue Tango . Ideally an elegant ballet
of tongue play, the Tongue Tango occurs
when the tips of the tongues push off of
each other and twist around as if saying : “ I
think outside the box in and out of bed.”
c ) He’ s Eating My Mouth . The kisser opens
his or her mouth as wide as possible , rolls
their tongue all around and down their
partner’ s throat and then , inexplicably ,
slides it all over their poor partner’ s face.
It means : “ I want you to think I ’m really
s *xual and passionate but in reality, I am
totally oblivious to your vibe and will
probably stink in bed. Big time. ”
5 . Love Bite. Enough for French kisses .
Getting in a little nip of the lip or neck
means “ I’ m playful ,” and might also reveal
that you’re not totally opposed to a little
bit of pain with your pleasure . But don’ t
overdo by drawing blood . LOL
6 . I Love You/ I Hate You. This is a really
informative kiss saying “ You make me so
mad and I can ’t stand you but I must have
you and that makes me even more mad
which makes me want you even more ,
DAMN YOU !!!” So, as you see , informative
enough, Should be practiced on special
occasions though.
7 . Hard -mouth - closed. This one is featured
in many classic films. It occurs when the
leading man finally pins down his female
nemesis /love interest and plants one on
her . Accompanied by a wrist grab , it
says : “I’ m going to teach you not to sass
me and give me guff, by gum!”
8 . Against The Wall . As simple as that : “I
want you so bad.” This kiss occurs
spontaneously and in a semi - public setting.
But that awkward moment when you always
wish there was a bed nearby that you could
collapse into …
9 . The Bend Back. Although it is old -
fashioned , it ’ s extremely romantic, when the
man leans in to his woman and bends
her backward , often with one hand holding
the small of your back , and the other placed
gently against the side of your face . NB:
This kiss is only for those crazy in love with
each other and wishing to say: “Darling, I
am yours . Hold onto your petticoats as my
white steed approaches to whisk us away to
fairy -land .”
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